All American Org.y (2010)

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I didn't expect much here, but I was still praying for an American pie style movie.  I loved those movies (minus the new ones).  This is far from an American pie though.  It's more of the outhouse behind the motel six on interstate 14 pie.

All American O.rgy is about a group of couples who want to spice things up a bit by having their first o.rgy.  Unfortunately these couples don't exactly see eye to eye right from the start, so when they do finally meet up all hell breaks loose.  And by all hell, I mean a pile of really horrible pick up lines and bad acting.  There honestly isn't much more to talk about when it comes to the plot.  That is pretty much the basis of it.

I am not sure what category this movie is trying to place itself into.  The cover art screams fun, stupid comedy;  but when you actually watch it , it plays out more like a soap opera. I guess some people could find a likable story in there.  Maybe it's niche is with the o.rgy loves out there?  They might be able to relate.

But for everyone else, including those looking to laugh, All American O.rgy earns a 2/5 for being slightly more watchable than The Human Centipede.

Comments

  1. vibeOctober 3, 2010 at 2:14 PM

    why is it always american?

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  2. problem.questionOctober 3, 2010 at 2:33 PM

    movie looks really bad

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  3. remziOctober 3, 2010 at 3:02 PM

    Looks awful

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  4. UnknownOctober 3, 2010 at 3:34 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NjURTz9djc

    it's a laugh riot, if you ask me.

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  5. Joel C AnatoliOctober 3, 2010 at 3:50 PM

    Sounds like a porn movie gone PG lol

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  6. SethistoOctober 3, 2010 at 4:26 PM

    @Joel C Anatoli

    Pretty much.

    Thats what the acting reminded me of at least.

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  7. Austin Da SilveiraOctober 3, 2010 at 5:44 PM

    ha the trailer actually made me chuckle "he's like a jaguar with AIDS" still don't think I'll give it a shot though

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  8. DrackarOctober 3, 2010 at 6:08 PM

    ...Yeah, you're more likely to get good plot out of an actual filmed orgy.

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  9. UnknownOctober 3, 2010 at 8:38 PM

    i saw this movie. it is really dark and funny. but not american pie-ish at all.
    did blockbuster edit out the cum shot? does bb still do stuff like that? i remember renting clockwork orange there and seeing it years later for real. totally different experience.

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  10. SethistoOctober 3, 2010 at 8:39 PM

    @sarah

    nope it was still there.

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  11. AnonymousOctober 4, 2010 at 2:34 PM

    2/5? well, this kind of movies are just for lol with friends, but If I like a movie with this style is American Pie Band Camp. I like this movie too. =)

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  12. RoodNverseOctober 4, 2010 at 7:49 PM

    ya i try to avoid anything that has a cover with american like that with other words , they suck they should stop making em O.o;

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  13. polishwarriorOctober 4, 2010 at 10:39 PM

    I'll remind myself to never see this movie. Thanks for the heads up!

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  14. jj_srkOctober 5, 2010 at 12:23 PM

    ha ha looked like trash!

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  15. UnknownOctober 5, 2010 at 1:17 PM

    For all you who don't want to judge a movie by its cover:

    http://halmasonberg.wordpress.com/2010/10/05/how-did-dark-comedy-cummings-farm-become-all-american-orgy/

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